This would be cool - skin suit (second skin...)

So my freshman year of college my friend Eliza took these awesome black and white photos of a dude in one of those tacky t-shirts with a woman's body in a bikini printed on them. This is my more jackass idea - get a dude to wear a full body spandex suit with his body, spider veins, stretch marks and all, painted photo-realistically on the suit so it just looks like a naked dude standing in front of you. Have the "This is not a pipe" discussion ad nauseum.