Michelle Scourtos "Where I blow, out comes spiders. Where I step, a weed dies."

I have made similar joke...

yes, I do think I can do better than burger king and, yes, I am that desperate to move out and have cash for my sh*t that I applied and, yes, I am pissed that these links aren't working.

MY GAY BEAST T-SHIRT IS MISSING - I AM SO PISSED OFF

MY GAY BEAST T-SHIRT IS MISSING - I AM SO PISSED OFF
AND A TUBE OF PAINT. annoying.

I got some career advice recently

from someone I used to hang out with - "strip away your cool interests and all you have is a brat."
to them I say, "stop telling people you can read and write english and all you have is an ornery illiterate handyman."
(not sure if this person thinks I should bring back radio 90's rap or just thinks I am a literal brat - hard to tell in writing - I DO wear a lot of flannel.)

star f*ckers

(my references feel limited at the moment)

throwing down

tentative album in order

8 years out of college

the chamber of 1993 echoes unemployment.

this started out as a cool 90's sounding riff and I turned it into a campy dance goth song.

happy 9/11

a few days too late - here is my new soundcloud.

here is the thing

so - I have been thinking about how they burn surplus food - let's give the macro biotic people some credit and say that there should be more farms everywhere so if/when there is a complete breakdown of modern society, we can work things out to prevent as many deaths as possible.

I want a tomato plant.

other ridiculous ways to waste cash as a nouveau riche

leave your clothing in your shower room that is running scalding hot water to create immense amounts of steam instead of ironing.
unless heat and hot water is included, in which case, you are totally saving on electricity.

be shocked.

like, super shocked.

wait for the hardcore vocals to kick in until you decide that I am wrong to call this shocking.

territorial pissings + Erlkonig

Does someone want to do a modern interpretation of Erlkonig that uses territorial pissings - I think that would be as funny as MTVs attempt at wuthering heights in the late 90s/early 00s. I am so old and out of touch in some ways.

That's the same girl?

me, michelle scourtos, on my bike, badass, I know.

Crane Drain

I finished this tonight.

jewish + hip

I am envisioning gold and white paisley tablecloths and leather placemats at a cedar. cause that is what I would think was jewish + hip

Heartstrings

heartstrings (not in my country) will be pulled.

has someone already done this -

the dolly - lama?

best win in awhile.

I rule at that against this program.

yawn-ie

I have to be crass...

if that is not a movie about blowjobs, I do not understand life.

fridge probs.

p.s. if your fridge breaks down but your freezer still works - keep things in buckets of ice in the fridge compartment - it works!

there are pages missing from my copy of the gay science

there are pages missing from my copy of the gay science - that is a problem for me. yeah, it is funny if you think I didn't understand the aphorism, I did.
I have a problem with that.

I think I wish it weren't black...

that scares me a little bit - like not giacometti cause it is totally possible, but looks so mean and uncomfortable.

does anyone have a hand dryer in their apt.

does anyone have a hand dryer in their apt. If I were directing a movie about nouveau riche who had never previously been to an actually wealthy persons apt, that would be the first thing they bought.
Their eyes pop out of their heads when they get first months electric so they put an out of order sign on it.