terrible joke:

So I know I should be doing more with my time but not having this housing application and being stuck here is pretty awful... lots of time on Facebook.

Anyway, some kid made a terrible comment about wanting an umbrella made of heavy metals that needed to be recharged.  I asked if it would be a bad art piece about being suicidal, you could call it "The Death Dry."

does no one leave voicemails anymore?

should I start consulting the oracle?  I don't speak Greek.

disagree.


also, saw this in NY missed connections and wholeheartedly disagree...
"Master of puppets probably sounds terrible on an accordian anyway - m4w"

childish thought of the day...

childish thought of the day re: war - HUGE Mr.Burns-esque magnet above war zones.  ends serious fighting.

Wednesday Addams...

I know, not what you expected to see...

"where's the green?"
I know that photos of food are stupid...
Thanksgiving for one on the 21st  - just call me Wednesday Addams...

NY womb.

a different take on the slime from ghostbusters... the womb of NY. I MISS IT SO MUCH. please housing app, please come and accept me...


holy crap

from Joe's blog:

 "I wrote two entire screenplays during the funeral precision alone. One is about an erotic thriller where I give my high school teacher Sonic the Hedgehog lessons in exchange for sex. "


holy crap is he amazing at idea having and humor.  I can't believe I was lucky enough to know him as a kid - that would be amazing. "funeral precision" - dude is awesome.

cute is a four letter word

saw that written today, liked it.
me on guitar, animated drawing, youtube footage of cliffs.

ever?

have you ever known people you thought were a million times smarter than you, and you tried to catch up, and then they posted some shit like "hard at lurk," and you knew you lost forever?  I have.  that's my "flipper" of the day.

Is it weird...

Is it weird that it saddens my heart that Blockbuster is trying to emulate the Netflix model 3-4 years too late?  Is that in the spike Jonze ikea commercial that rightfully mocks breathing life into a lamp vein?

Worst Fear

I feel this way a lot of the time.

is it f*cked up...

Is it f*cked up that the fashion pose coupled with a 1/2 burqa makes me laugh?

Explosive



SERIOUSLY snotty dicks...

snotty dicks:
samantha ronson @samantharonson
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

I guess just be glad

you don't live here during times of natural disaster...