fear

"Nothing is so much to be feared as fear." - fortune cookie [to which I respond, the band or the emotion?]

no one got to jail for snooki.

not that funny. That is very likely my oct long lived apt in the future unless they choose the death penalty. I get it. Humor is EXTREMELY contextually based.

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    Michelle Scourtos the picture had snooki in it when I took the snap shot. people think that shit is funny. NO ONE is going to prison to be with Snooki. I PROMISE.

why cursing feels awesome

I was told when I was younger that curses are words to make people feel better [user, not receiver] but it made no sense to me, I had a potty mouth. Now that I have had years of restraint, I get it. What feels good it doing what you were beaten down into not doing. that's fucking life.

right? No age makes you want to die it's so pretty.

that's the tone - black metal for little girls. it's what my bloody valentine is and some flaming lips.

reasonable.

intellectual "property." Goodluck...

I know that this is obvious. I have known this since high school and I go back and forth about it but - life is about buying information and being paid to disseminate that information if you aren't doing physical labor. Facebook, twitter, etc. are all ways to cheat those who would otherwise be employed in a white collar position out of money. There is no getting around this unless you have a large network of supportive friends so, if you have a bad day, or bad family life, the world doesn't give a shit. That is why the rapscallions should be allowed to congregate. That is what the underground music scene is about. I wish I could have afforded to stay in Brooklyn.

no eggs for sale.

Here is the thing about buying a human egg - think about the woman on the other end of that transaction - her life is going so awesomely that she has decided to give you an egg for $10,000. Is that who you want as your daughter?

if laughter is corrective

if laughter is corrective in any if not all cases than anyone who needs to be around non-stop positivity should cherish the toxic.

who is writing this?

amazing. Can my job please be to get their coffee and metaphorically suck these guys dicks?

90's shirts that said slut

wouldn't this have been a more feminist move to get the job done?

since the act of reading is doing but the act of wearing is inviting?

(probably more like commenting after being asked to stop commenting but, you get what I mean.)

Bathroom - last bastion of american freedom.

obvious sentence

No Age is GORGEOUS.

not to be a lame groupy

but is that warhol?