Jeff Goldbum is dead...

and my life is entirely ridiculous right now - I could be living in gov't subsidized housing working minimum wage and instead I am in hell and the application "disappeared"/was never given to me.  My taxes were mysteriously taken care of (maybe) and I HATE it here.  THIS IS NOT OK.  Please come and pick me up in a uhaul, two flash drives and photoshop have also "disappeared" and they are doing very little that I ask to make me act out and destroy my credit - NOT Great, PLEASE HELP!?  I know it could be worse, but...