Michelle Scourtos "Where I blow, out comes spiders. Where I step, a weed dies."

just say no to polygamy

group marriage is a TERRIBLE idea.

PEOPLE IN PODS WITH INTERNET!!!!!

please come get me in a uhaul and bring me to one that I can afford?

Why is that not a great idea to everyone, I applied for a housing application, that is the right direction, living at home in middle age only makes things FAR worse.

horrible borderline racist humor...

I don't know why I thought of this, but, I saw this movie as a kid called something like "Attack of the killer condom." It was in french with subtitles. Do a remake about vagina dentata with a mexican cast and call it "taco bite." not good...

If...

If this is true, it is DAMNING news for existing children…
“Sex is the consolation you have when you cannot have love.”
[I know, special cases, rape is a thing...]

still?

not too into the whisper rap, but that toy piano line is pretty rad...

PolaRest

please come pick me up with a haul and get me, my bedroom belongings, and closet OUT OF HERE and into an apt, new york!!

so nice

so so nice.

Cell Daze

brooklyn

original by me performed by me with footage of places I lived in brooklyn and a car ride.

I'd say cue "joyride" but I wrote a song instead...

from world's best ever (PA's)

morozov - haven't read this.

in a weird way what the internet is then doing is leveling tuition cost for a shared group where you pay however much per month in order to learn urban dictionary slang like "gpoy" and stay current with words like "boosterism" which are as esoteric of a modern vernacular as using the latin roots...

"To save everything click here"

I'm not gay.

please help me get back to N.Y. - my only planned outings are trips to the grocery store and I pretty much spend another time in my room or the kitchen. I hate living with my mom and stepdad, PLEASE?!?

wave of mutilation...

has anyone covered a body of water with records and used a wave machine on it? I bet that would look great...

really juvenile but I dig

I did not make.

like a Mica chip, but, not at all.

tuesday's museday

me, michelle scourtos, on toy piano with footage of hedges and trees being trimmed

Being involved in unequally requited love is so extremely painful I don't really know what to do. Nothing and look for work seems to be the only answer.

best cure.

FAR AND AWAY THE BEST CURE ALBUM

depression*

Is a result of being thwarted in various areas of your life. I think that medicating it is a waste of time because therapy and anti-depressants are likely as expensive as working out ways to sublimate the depression*

No one is perfect though.

all I want is my bedroom's worth of things - video editing/music equipment and an ability to maintain the relationships I fostered outside of them. I know that I should be sensitive to their wants and needs or whatever, but they kept saying I didn't need to work when I clearly did so... even? Please help.

so catchy.

dumb ideas.

that just decreases American jobs and adds to interpersonal tensions so that the jobs you will be creating are barbaric psychiatric ones that bring humanity back down to a far more primitive level.
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iphone ipad

P.S. the iPhone plan and iPad monthly 3g is criminally expensive and I do not care how poor I sound for saying so. This is why I do not and never will have one no matter how cool they are.

here's the thing about unemployment

when what you do is make music and art since it's what you like to do and what comes naturally, any extension of that doesn't feel like work, but, then, you are setting yourself up for a life of garbage since the only thing that you define as work is sh*t you hate.

awesome.