thought of the day

So, I was at Chase today working out my doomed credit and had a good idea:

I asked what was going to happen if I failed to secure an income (which is likely under my current circumstances) and was told that eventually I would end up in a court mandated to pay off the debt.  Nothing about this surprised me, so I asked if the court would then help me secure a job, even a temporary one, or sentence me to community service.  I was told, "no," but wouldn't that be a good idea?!?  If there were a few rotating positions at the court house that served to just help people relieve their debt?  YES.  And I created a job - trainer of said "delinquent" accounts...

help wanted

dumb thought of the moment "HELP WANTED" as in, I want to hire someone or a 6th grader's bad grammar, "HELP, WANTED."  as in, I am wanted by the police, please help?

best moment in awhile.

anyone else love it when quicktime craps out on you until you go through the trouble with final cut?

Still, I would love a better job so that I can afford upgrades and the ability to learn more sh*t since I am FLOUNDERING hard right now.  not unappreciative of any opportunity to pay off debt though, not at all.

when?

when does asking for more hours at your job become harassment for money? hard line...

My life right now

please get in touch

I am proud of this.

it didn't take 7 minutes to think of, it took 7 to notice...

I hate when people obsess over things like this

but I'd buy this garbage.

boring status update

worked for 4 hours today.  wish it were more, got paranoid that I will be blamed for missing tips as none were allotted for me and there is no record kept.  This is why I always yearn to work alone - no way anyone can "frame you,"  but I am psyched nonetheless that I might pay off my credit card, so...  This day will be immortalized as awesome spider day.

so paranoid about adding tax incorrectly.  programmed my graying calculator with sales tax listed online.  Don't want to mess this up - ack!!

SPIDER.

Saw this this morning - HOLY CRAP.  I didn't have a fancy camera with me and the one I had was set up with the focus on long instead of close...  excuses, excuses.  Have a good shot on my cell but can't afford to e-mail right now, maybe in a month?  still, this was amazing.

"addiction"

I have been making this joke since 7th grade - define addictive - that which makes you cranky in it's absence.  Talk to me about that again when they start taxing air.
Dangers of "addictive" junk food.

I would!

come and get me!

Happy Valentines day.

Girls of porn

what is the deal with Bieber?

Not to be a dick, but Justin Bieber's appearance on SNL is terrible, made it impossible to get past first 15 minutes of the episode. Not to be a dick, but that kid has no business being famous, not cute enough. I knew cuter dudes in Brooklyn.

(If you happen to be one of those guys and are reading this - please come and get me from Florida?  I'll cook for you and do dumb things with video and guitar and toy piano for you...  I am a lot of fun in the right company... and totally make payments on time when I have an income... which is super hard to come by these days...)

I miss

riding horses.

filed taxes.

No account to catch refund!

PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE?

uhaul and one bedroom's worth of shit + closet is yours to share with me.

I am worth it.

Will make new video soonish.  Out of space on sound cloud - if anyone thinks it's worth donating for more... I would happily accept that!

thanks dead airspace for making me feel like I have an audience - I am not religious, but bless blogger.

If Queen Bee had been written by a P*ssy

relativity. not science - damn.

"runaway" and "when the saints come marching in" are related, right?

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