I lead the depressing life

of a socially outcast 13 year old.

WHY?!?!?
I WENT TO COLLEGE.

I'm going to go ahead and say

That these are better than the 90's reissue version:

2013 beetle

Angry So-un

Mario Angry Sun level set to "Angry Son"

intentional typo?

yes.  too much time, too little money and freedom.

they turned me away

last spring at the career center in NY - If I believed in a higher power, I would say that it was certainly against me.  I would live in the projects ANY day to stay in NY.

christmas in Hell (it is REALLY hot)

 isn't as funny as you'd think it would be. we are too poor for me to haphazardly sprinkle the grounds with powdered sugar... so I'm fresh out of ideas.

f*ck X-mas