terrible joke:

So I know I should be doing more with my time but not having this housing application and being stuck here is pretty awful... lots of time on Facebook.

Anyway, some kid made a terrible comment about wanting an umbrella made of heavy metals that needed to be recharged.  I asked if it would be a bad art piece about being suicidal, you could call it "The Death Dry."

does no one leave voicemails anymore?

should I start consulting the oracle?  I don't speak Greek.

disagree.


also, saw this in NY missed connections and wholeheartedly disagree...
"Master of puppets probably sounds terrible on an accordian anyway - m4w"

childish thought of the day...

childish thought of the day re: war - HUGE Mr.Burns-esque magnet above war zones.  ends serious fighting.

Wednesday Addams...

I know, not what you expected to see...

"where's the green?"
I know that photos of food are stupid...
Thanksgiving for one on the 21st  - just call me Wednesday Addams...

NY womb.

a different take on the slime from ghostbusters... the womb of NY. I MISS IT SO MUCH. please housing app, please come and accept me...