petrified rug

ahem. cinnamon raisin please.

love is just a joyride

this is a nice truck:

this may mean death

but it's a nice looking dome

A state of affairs

A state of affairs is conceivable if no contradiction follows from the assumption that it exists.

I'm a robot

here is why rock musicians might be mean - yeah, we all feel that way but we don't have enough money to do that AND sex so excuse us if we choose 13 hour days and getting to sing along to our own amps and record collections. SERIOUSLY.

I love you, Bruce.

you are funnier with more poignancy than most.