bombing harder than...

do comics ever make jokes like, "I bombed harder than ted kasinski that night," or maybe, like at a Uso show, "I bombed harder than a boeing B-52?" Just wondering. Not even sure I would laugh with out the right delivery, you know?

Two Super Shorts.

Tomorrow May Be Soon.

99%

YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR MATCH.COM?!?

I am dying alone.

I got there too late today

but check out the other large sculpture @ Arts for ACT!

Crazy Cool Cute

dumb idea that I am pretty sure that I have had before but is somehow now resurfacing:  A show called "Crazy Cool Cute" on The Learning channel.  What? I am not actually ripping anything off.  Actually it's just an SNL bit about pitches called "Almost Copyright Infringement"

I am about to blow your mind

Really.