large scale paintings of bookshelves

is a genius idea.

or...........

my audition for the residents.

assignment for a hack academic - no credit no cash though, SORRY!

or a pre - law student who needs practice building bogus arguments.

when I was in sixth grade

I dressed up as a homeless person for halloween.  this was pretty much what I came up with as a costume - please help me get a job that affords a one bedroom and computers?  the longer I wait, the harder the transition will be...

happy thanksgiving!

the gravy is slightly thick but I am going to have a heart attack - biscuit is perfect and I am already full...  low balling but awesome.

flour power. ok, I will stop before I become one of those people who has to be stopped.
(and all before my morning shower...)

 

No Smoking!

I just finished this tonight! (also on a pizza box!)
and I was curious if it would look ominous in black and white...

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cloud and debris revision:

re: the idea of depression...

If the psychiatric community wants to exist, it should be a free service provided by the gov't since all it does is try to ameliorate the pain of not being able to realize your desires and potential.  remains to be seen whether or not it would be cheaper to fund projects for people and subsidize more "dream jobs" rather than fund doctors and drug companies...
as someone with a decent amount of toys at the moment, I had to... Major Depression.

WILD.

that is genuinely outrageous. maybe the new law should be cops carry tazers. only back up officers carry guns... 
I was looking for stats on cops killed vs. innocents killed (though cops probably fold into innocents) and found this...

sick tires.

a weak

it's been almost a month, more collage work and employment office SO SOON. 
fixing the crackles is the triumph, not a masterpiece, just been a few weeks since I wrote anything...

I HAD to

just laying in bed haunted by how related these are because I am ridiculous.

Did I get the job?

(It is from a web job posting.  I know what they meant but this is funny to me)

me in grad school...

I didn't draw the large character just redrew and put it on the t-shirt.  making fun of my own insistence of wearing a shirt with my own face on it.

riding the wave... not totally.

In highschool I was really hard on third wave feminists - who wants to be liberated to wear lipstick,  but, as I get older I have come to understand that it is about choices.

hitler moustache bangs

it is time for bed...

Youth In Asia

Osama joke - not appropriate but I just thought of it.

I am really not one of those people enthusiastic about Osama being killed. I don't want to be deported because I am a terrorist sympathizer but I was not happy that he was killed. I do wish though that, before he was killed, I had realized how funny it is that he wears green camo in the mountains.

you know, like that... blend in with rubble and sand... ( I asked about snow etc. camo years ago and I know they make sand camo...)

that is cool

that is cool - when I was trying to figure out how to make things float my two "go to"'s were helium balloons and fans.  I like that.

I made other versions of this a few years ago and now they aren't on my blog - I don't know why I would have gotten rid of them...