Michelle Scourtos "Where I blow, out comes spiders. Where I step, a weed dies."

weird.

I have been trying to look like this for a few years now not realizing kim catrell had already nailed it.
I feel like an insane little girl who doesn't want to grow up because it is not imperative though it clearly kind of is.

I don't usually make feminist jokes, but...

I am glad more men are willing to give up pay for women to collect!

j-h confusion in a post-race society... (that'll be another few decades)

funniest spanish literate gringo poster ever.

drinking and driving...

so, like, I had a hearing for a hardship license. he asked me what I learned in my DUI class. I would give up something big to have it to do over again and say, "nothing this song had not already taught me."

robo pop catches a marlin

the lazy video (been volunteer gardening at a state park. true story.)

on needing a hovercraft...

I need a hovercraft so I can photograph the large scale writing I intend to do with weedwackers - anyone want to donate?

when I said I wanted to go to jail...

it was because I thought I might get a job out of it. When I learned that I wouldn't, I realized that was an insane idea. I have a college degree and a masters, there has to be a legal way for me to support myself even though I am broke. ACK!!!

hmmmm

I listened to a lot of melvins today but it doesn't really show...

unfair comparisons.

comparing elizabeth warren to barack obama is unfair and also probably a detriment to her - could barack have beaten Bill Clinton? probably not. also, being that she is largely famous for her work with the financial crisis which is no longer at the forefront, it is WAY too soon to say anything.

not sure...

not sure if these make me angry or if I think the fact that they completely miss the point is actually a kind of "f*ck you" that is a really modern interpretation of punk... I think the latter...

wet track pads... TROUBLE.

dude, my track pad got wet last night in the rain and I am learning how utterly useless and annoying the three finger lookup is - shoot that inventor please.

on being awkward...

which I am not even saying that I really am so much anymore...
I think awkward is cute at any age. you really want everyone to act the same? yawn.

prettiest by FAR.

prettiest

hotmail ---> mail.

p.s. I was thinking about how I might need a new e-mail address and was re-directed from a search for hotmail to just mail. thanks for that, internet usher.