Michelle Scourtos "Where I blow, out comes spiders. Where I step, a weed dies."

HELP ME PLEASE?!?

people often ask me

not how I wrote elastic man, but, how do I carry so much crap around on a bike and keep dry...
the secret:

oatmeal choc. chip

and, if you want to listen to something simple...

punk stud.

I know, i have to read more again... when I get to sit at a building waiting to tour people around, I will be all over that - initiating note taking mode again today!

just did a hugely taboo thing...
dropped off collages in a paid entry show...
tsk. tsk.
via bicycle... huge triumph of a total deadbeat.
I say deadbeat only because I was specifically told that that was a bad idea, but, 5 years post grad with no shows, why not?

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anyone else get the new nation and wonder, "Is it really grammatically correct to say 1 in 5 women is," should be "are" aright? is it correct because of the 1 in which case it would be a s/he?

Mallow-Mars

june 2014, collage I finished today. (this photo is of the edit I did in April 2015)

thank you Koreshan state park!

glove calamari.

for those of us on diets...

stop blowing my mind fort myers...

that looks like someone made it themselves - SICK.

who knows more about this?

who knows more about this?
I just read what the glass-steagall act is and don't totally see why this "Conversely, Glass-Steagall prevented securities firms and investment banks from taking deposits." was considered so beneficial and why we should want it resurrected...

On being old.

holy crap do I look old - just put me in a movie where my husband is a boxer and I am struggling to keep the stove clean... whoa.

(not even old in a bad way, just like, whoa, older than I thought i looked.)

whoa-ho-oh

ok, I know I shouldn't be looking at dresses, but, whoa - someone get that for your girlfriend so she can be sig weaver for a night! (or cross dress, no judgements...)

refreshing finds at the mall (It's NOT what you think...)

So, I went to check out the gallery in the mall and was utterly refreshed by this - how to swipe a card in a gallery... there was a stack of these by the register, AMAZING. DIY where you least expect it.

More cool paintings that I saw in Fort Myers...

on being a nerdy badass:

...so I feel like I have figured out a way to merge my nerd tendencies with my badass fantasies - working off my DUI debt to society, have to wait for confirmation that I can work off more debt this way and feel like, aw shucks, but I wanted to finish cleaning that house myself...

pretty cute...

My sh*tty night...