picture squared.

not a cropping thing, a not wanting to overtly reference "picture in a picture" in the title.

on insanity.

things that make humans insane - the inability to exercise natural urges, and, in the absences or thwarting of that inability, a lack of privacy to cope with the disappointment.

why no accent?

due to the lack of accent marks in the english language, I vote that improper capitalization does a good job.

southpark...

p.s. can we all agree that using "sunny day real estate" for Henrietta's music choice in last night's episode was VERY surprising?!?

not really enough to go on...

been getting a lot of voicemails that are just "Hi is Michelle there?" Not really enough to go on...

how is this possible?!?


how is that possible that those are the only options for areas of study?  I selected driver.  explain this to me if you can...


more relations...

"tonight tonight" and "disarm" are also clearly related, right?

sound advice.

"go kill yourself, hell is free."  sound advice if you never want to amount to anything.

frightening times...

scariest voicemails in the universe - the ones that talk to you about credit cards you didn't sign on for.

if you are a prospective employer or friend...

please leave me a voicemail if I do not answer the phone!  I am more than happy to work but wary of answering unfamiliar numbers. 

thanks in advance,
Michelle Scourtos

It's morbid but tautologically accurate.


drinking...

One annoying comment: people always say if you drink alone it is a problem - I disagree with that because I have ended up making out with balding midget accountant trolls due to drinking in the company of others - bigger problem than drinking alone because I am stressed out about my life.

confusion by text

here is the thing about the job search that blows my mind - you sign up to find job listings and get telemarketing calls to purchase a degree that will not ensure a job  - WTF?