I lead the depressing life

of a socially outcast 13 year old.
WHY?!?!?
I WENT TO COLLEGE.

I'm going to go ahead and say

That these are better than the 90's reissue version:

2013 beetle

Angry So-un

Mario Angry Sun level set to "Angry Son"

intentional typo?

yes.  too much time, too little money and freedom.

they turned me away

last spring at the career center in NY - If I believed in a higher power, I would say that it was certainly against me.  I would live in the projects ANY day to stay in NY.

christmas in Hell (it is REALLY hot)

 isn't as funny as you'd think it would be. we are too poor for me to haphazardly sprinkle the grounds with powdered sugar... so I'm fresh out of ideas.

f*ck X-mas


fall of '06

I had a ridiculous idea that is monetarily interesting the same way that hirst's diamond skull is - make a model town, cover it in coccaine for the snow.  it f*ck's with idea of value but it is super illegal so an immediate debt creator to be near.

73% off - must be some sh*tty games.

saw this in my inbox from mac "73% off hot games..." and all I will say is that games are not hot unless you are attracted to anime, which I am not.

so much time...

feel like I have an IV of robitussin going straight to my veins these days...
robo-veins.

Hidden costs of Florida -

 Dentists due to lack of Fluoride in water and cars due to sprawl city planning.  I bet if I did a financial analysis, to maintain standard of living, the costs would be roughly the same.

aids and whining...

I am sure knowing that other people have aids doesn't make your aids ail you less, you know?

Have you read "great expectations"?



 I'm like miss havisham but instead of sitting in my room waiting for a wedding that will never come, I am in my dorm room awaiting a career that will never come.


would you trust a firm called "pyramid consulting"?

No, right?

Unless maybe if they were Egyptian...

or blonde dolphin?


sharks?


trying to motivate to work on video.  TMI.  so drowsy which is the opposite of how I should feel in the wake of complete financial annihilation.

I am a strong believer

that there should be tongue in cheek porn set to this:

I love her all the time.


maybe not tongue in cheek...  honeymoon night... I need to be less bitter about life.

I hate it here.

way too old to be living with my mom and stepdad.

had a similar Idea in grad school

only I wanted to use motion sensor dildos...
it's like the end of a game when your coach makes you unenthusiastically high five the other team and repeat "good game" ad nauseum...

modified from anon gallery

I'm 5.

best and most frightening advice I got in grad school -

 if it's already happening out there, it isn't going to work if you do it.  not true absolutely, but pretty true.

This is Florida...

collage in progress.  things are moving at the speed of snails...
p.s. anyone want to come and get me?  this housing app just isn't arriving...