taking advertising to it's expected ends

Blackberry magic - a cell phone shot of an attractive partner about to fellate his/her partner with the genitals blurred out - just taking pornographic advertising to the next level.

g-mail, you never cease to amaze me.


seriously. best e-mail client I could imagine. except that I remember a time I could e-mail larger files sizes... I miss that time.

to aspire to inspire

oh, to aspire to inspire.
(what does that mean? nothing. Life is crude. food. sex. shelter. those are the basics and they distract you from working to secure them for yourself. that's a blue collar catch 22 of life.)

EXCEL to the music

how much do you want to bet that what ever path I am on ends with me "painting" in excel to my own pre-recorded toy piano and guitar music. f*ck.

bitches and brews

I am shocked this bar doesn't already exist in brooklyn.

"King Me" & "King Me Again"

It's a blatant rip off of "Super Size Me" but this time the chain is Burger King and so the preview becomes a cult classic while the film never takes off. This is followed by "King Me Again" where the protagonist undergoes a similar project at the chain Checkers while playing checkers.

on things that are awesome but kind of disgusting

blue cheese dressing on beet leaves, driving around for two hours listening to the maggot cause it is the only place that feels like home.


could someone please tell me

how the U.S. intends to advance without NASA? I am at a loss. so is the country.